Glass half full (of curdled milk)
I was listening to one of the comedy stations on XM Radio the other day. I didn’t catch the name of the comedian, but he said something great (hope I’ve remembered this correctly):
“I’m not a pessimist. I’m an optimist with a reality chaser.”
That’s so good. Me? I’d have to say I’m a realist with a bit of optimism poured on top and lit on fire, voilà.