Children’s science exam answers

January 2, 2007 at 8:48 am 1 comment

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain a process by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, and dead sheep.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

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  • 1. anniesf  |  January 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    cool answer =)

    nice layout sweetie

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