Children’s science exam answers
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q: Explain a process by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, and dead sheep.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie
Q: What does “varicose” mean?
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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