If not for humor, I’d have no sense at all
It takes very little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night.
No one ever says “It’s only a game” when his team is winning.
In about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
It’s wise to keep your mouth shut when you’re in deep water.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
There’s an age when happy hour is a nap.