I for an I
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.