I for an I

December 9, 2006 at 4:46 pm 1 comment

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

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