Live well, laugh often
He who hesitates is probably right.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because your body and your fat become really good friends.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Don’t assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Don’t believe everthing you think.